Land O Lakes: Hotels with Topless Pool

One of the rarest finds in contemporary American travel are hotels with a topless or European style pool. In fact, most jurisdictions have laws against them, applying "indecency" rules with a force equal to that outside in public! That's why the majority are found at nudist Land O Lakes resorts or topless beaches (where the laws against indecency are waived). But aside from the culturally distinct naturist enclaves found sprinkled around the coasts, where is one to go?